Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

Oh hey I got tagged in a thing to post 5 facts about mmeee by my glorious friend blackcooliequeen.

1.) When I’m at home alone I leave the TV on even if I’m not watching it for background noise so I don’t feel so alone and the house isn’t quiet and empty feeling.

2.) I have a mild form of insomnia that makes it difficult for me to initially fall asleep and I’ve recently found a way to remedy it by watching/listening to ASMR videos on YouTube while laying in bed. (Google ASMR it’s really cool)

3.) One of my favorite snacks is kettle korn popcorn with nacho cheese seasoning on it. It tastes a lot better than it sounds I swear.

4.) I believe that dragons used to exist. And that mermaids might be a thing, since so much of the ocean is unexplored.

5.) I have traveled to England and France and I am convinced that those 3 weeks were the happiest of my life even though I was homesick a lot of the time.

So I’m going to tag baphometspuppet alexisforlovers deermagic im-a-goddamn-princess and aboutagirlnamedlauren.

watching porn

  • while you're horny: YOOOOOO
  • after you cum: ew


The Lord of the Rings book covers designed by J.R.R Tolkien himself. 


  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when you no longer love them
  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when they no longer love you
  • do not waste your emotional capacities on people whose respect for you is conditional


Why is calling somebody a punk an insult like hell yeah im punk I bleed fall out boy